Sceptical, noooooo

It comes naturally to me. To be sceptical. I have a pathological mistrust of anyone who starts sentences with “I’d to like to remind…..” or “With the greatest of respect….”. Basically people making smart arse comments to make themselves appear important, such as MPs or well…………MPs.
When an MP says he has no recollection of something, he means he doesn’t want to answer further questions on the matter in case it gets too close to the truth.
When an MP says he agrees with what you are saying, it actually means it will be forgotten as soon as you are out of sight.
When an MP says he hears what you are saying, he doesn’t. He hears only what he is thinking.

So when Cameron says we must not listen to scurrilous newspaper reports, especially about one of his own party, then we must, it’s Tory logic. The thing is, politicians especially Tories, tell so many lies, nobody knows what is the truth or what is a lie anymore. Bollocks to all that parliamentary protocol crap “being economic with the truth”, in the real world where people work, eat, sleep and live within their means, it is called lying, plain and simple. It is immoral and deceptive. Unfortunately, as with all schoolboys, lying is in their DNA until they grow up. This normally happens when they get married and have a family. This doesn’t happen to Tories though as Alan Clarke showed when he shagged his best friend’s wife and both daughters. A man with depraved morals on a par with the Savilles and Glitters of this world.

I also see most of the MPs who have travelled abroad over the last year have travelled first class. In one case a 2 day visit for 4 MPs cost £82,000. Taxpayers money as well no less. Russia Today interviewed a woman about it as she was exiting a travel shop, she must have had a bad experience because she said “they ought to make them use Easy Jet, they’d wish they’d never bothered”. I have a different idea, put them in first class on a plane with no brakes. A tad draconian maybe but they won’t do it again.

The bird is a pied wagtail. The Moon, well it was a daytime image but when I tried to “auto adjust” the colours in Photoshop it turned out like this. So I left it, I mean whoever has seen a light blue Moon anyway?